Vanity Fair editor E. Graydon Carter has long been a big wheel in the world of celebrity "journalism." But last week, he extended his reach as a celebrity in his own right: Carter made his screen debut with a minuscule role in the new Alfie remake. And...well, Graydon's caught the bug. Alfie is the first prong of Carter's assault on other media; he's got plenty of plans as to what else he intends to do -- and indeed is, as a famous person, entitled to do:

Guest-star as a judge on Law & Order

Publish a book of his candid photography

Appear in an Old Navy ad

Create a signature line of men's grooming products, under the brand name "Grayscale"

Enter celebrity golf tournament in a foursome with Kevin James, Rick Springfield, and Danny Gans

Have a sandwich named after him at the Stage Deli

Guest-host The Late, Late Show

Play the fourth lead in a Vin Diesel movie

Kabbalah

Get engaged to Jennifer Grey

Open a restaurant, "Applecarter's," in Santa Monica

Play Donna's new boss on That '70s Show

Sixth Queer Eye guy

Spark rumours that he may be manorexic

Design a custom interior, known as the "G Series," for a limited line of Escalades

Father a child and name it "Barium"

Sing the hook on the next P. Diddy single

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