First, Paramount chairman Sumner Redstone dropped Tom Cruise's production deal at the studio, citing his unacceptable public behaviour. Then, Redstone granted an interview to Vanity Fair in which he elaborates on all the ways Cruise has failed as a producer, movie star, fantasy object for women (including Redstone's own wife), and...human, generally. You'd think Redstone would just trust that he'd left Cruise a hollow shell of his formerly powerful, confident self and move on. But those of us at Fametracker who've been able to look into the future and observe Redstone's next moves -- which we present below, in the form of headlines about the Cruise/Redstone feud -- know that's not how Summy rolls.

CRUISE/HOLMES WEDDING MARRED BY UNIDENTIFIED ELDERLY STREAKER

PARAMOUNT HONCHO DECREES: CARS WITH CRUISE CONTROL BANNED FROM LOT

REDSTONE TELLS CRUISE'S KIDS TRUTH ABOUT SANTA CLAUS
"Worst Christmas ever," wails Katie

REDSTONE CHALLENGES CRUISE'S IMDb PROFILE
"5'7"? Only if I'm nineteen feet tall"

PARAMOUNT DENIES BLACKLISTING CRUISE INTIMATES

MICHAEL MOORE TO HELM CRUISE DOCUMENTARY
Seven-figure payday for Showtime original investigating rumours about the star

ANTI-CRUISE "SLAM BOOK" FOUND IN MEN'S ROOM AT THE IVY

CRUISE INVESTIGATION LINKS RASH OF PRANK PHONE CALLS TO REDSTONE'S OFFICE
Redstone: "Hell yeah I did it"

PARAMOUNT EMPLOYEES OFFERED FREE ACCESS TO PSYCHIATRISTS, RELATED PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

REDSTONE SHOWS PALS NEW TATTOO ON HIP
Reports that it depicts straitjacketed Cruise still unsubstantiated

BROOKE SHIELDS SETS UP PRODUCTION SHINGLE AT PARAMOUNT
$20 million-a-year deal twice as rich as Cruise's was

SUMNER SHAPES UP
Redstone training three hours daily -- two on heavy bag alone

FBI RECEIVES ANONYMOUS TIP: "CRUISE IS AL-QAEDA"

PARAMOUNT'S SEAT OF POWER
Redstone's new desk chair upholstered with custom needlepoint of Tom Cruise's face

COPS BUST NYC DRUG RING
Recovered package of steroids and HGH labelled with Viacom address

CRUISE BACK FROM GITMO
Launches appeal to be removed from no-fly list

HOLMES FIRST U.S. POLIO VICTIM OF 21st CENTURY

REDSTONE RUMOURED INJURED AT UPPER WEST SIDE "FIGHT CLUB"
Claims he blackened eye slipping in shower

VANDALS STRIKE SURI CRUISE'S BUGABOO
Taggers spraypaint canopy: "Clam Baby"

VIACOM HEAD CHALLENGES CRUISE TO PRIZEFIGHT
"You won't be so pretty when I'm done": Redstone

CRUISE DECLINES BOXING INVITE
Redstone suggests Cruise may be "on the rag"

CRUISE MULLS OVERSEAS MOVE
Fears for family's safety

TOMKAT STAYS PUT
DHS revokes Cruise's passport as evidence links him to Tamil Tigers

WILLIAM MAPOTHER LEFT FOR DEAD AFTER MIDNIGHT ASSAULT
Witnesses report "silver-haired man" savagely beat Cruise cousin

OSCAR NIGHT SECURITY BUDGET DOUBLES

RED CARPET GETS REDDER
Tom Cruise in critical condition after steroid-fuelled Redstone tears actor's right arm off at Academy Awards

SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON, REDSTONE REMAINS DEFIANT
"Mission: Impossible III never should have lost money"