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Jennifer Garner

1. She has been linked with several of her co-stars, including Scott Foley and Michael Vartan.

  • For getting a reputation as the second-most-infamous serial-monogamist Jennifer in the entertainment industry: -3

2. She has won both a Golden Globe and a SAG Award for her role as Sydney Bristow on Alias.

  • For winning prizes for her work: +3
  • Though neither of the two biggies: -2

3. She headlined the Daredevil spinoff Elektra.

  • For portraying the character around whom a Daredevil sequel was built, as opposed to the person who actually played Daredevil: +2
  • And thus earning the honour of playing the title character in 2005's first unmitigated bomb: -2

4. She publicly refers to Victor Garber -- who plays her father, Jack Bristow, on Alias -- as her "Spy Daddy."

  • For awesomely giving Television Without Pity frequent shout-outs: +3

5. She has trained extensively to play a spy, and does many of her own stunts.

  • For allowing us to imagine that any spat she may have with Affleck could end with her kicking his smug, rectangular head into his chest cavity: +4

Mate Rating » 5 out of 10


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Ben Affleck

1. He won an Oscar for co-writing the screenplay for Good Will Hunting.

  • You guys, it's an Oscar: +3
  • But still, the allegations that he and co-screenwriter Matt Damon had the whole thing rewritten by William Goldman will just not go away: -2

2. He has gone on to partner with Damon on many projects.

  • For continuing to work with his friend despite those who speculate that they are "partners" in more ways than one: +2
  • And for not throwing a hissy in response to public speculation that he could be gay, Tom Cruise: +3

3. His last four movies were Surviving Christmas, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Gigli.

  • For transforming from a perfectly serviceable young movie star into a one-man flop factory: -4

4. His past fiancées include Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez.

  • Buddy's got a bitchface jones, it would seem: -2

5. He is a consistently engaging guest on talk shows and Saturday Night Live.

  • For having such a healthy sense of humour about himself and his many foibles that we just cannot manage to hate him, no matter how hard we try: +3

Mate Rating » 3 out of 10

We admit it: Jennifer Garner represents a great leap forward from the last Jennifer to whom Ben Affleck was engaged; she may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but Garner seems like a nice enough girl. She is not the problem here. Granted, their respective mate ratings make them pretty evenly matched, on paper. But what the numbers alone don't tell you is that she's a 5 and rising, whereas he was rated a 7 just three years ago; he's a 3 and falling. Jen, we liked you much better with Vartan. Don't let Wigfleck drag you down to his level.

- WC