He who mates with Nicole Kidman
Ben Affleck
1. He is among Jerry Bruckheimer's stable of actors.
- Like William Fichtner and Steve Buscemi: +3
- Like Nicolas Cage and Tom Sizemore: -3
2. He is also among Kevin Smith's stable of actors.
- For hanging around with a bunch of guys who will help keep him from getting a swelled head: +2
- For the scenes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in which he played himself: +1
3. He won an Academy Award for co-writing the Good Will Hunting screenplay.
- For winning an Oscar: +4
- Under reportedly shady circumstances: -2
4. He is starring as Jack Ryan in The Sum of All Fears.
- For taking over a film franchise that was plenty lucrative for Harrison Ford: +3
5. Whether or not the reports of his relationship with Kidman are true, Affleck is already half of one of Hollywood's power couples.
- Just go to Vermont and marry Matt Damon, already: -1
Mate Rating » 7 out of 10
If Kidman and Affleck had hooked up a year ago, this would have played out very differently, what with his rehab and all. But today, everything's coming up Affleck -- and we didn't even have room to mention Project Greenlight or the fact that he's been so much classier about his on-again, off-again relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow than Paltrow has. (Oh, hey, look at that -- we did find a way to squeeze those in after all.) Is Kidman the bigger star in this love match? Oh hell yes. But is Affleck the better catch? Yes. Yes, he is. Though Kidman's rampage through the film counterparts of every Marvel Comics superhero may well take her to Eric "Hulk" Bana's firm embrace next, it is Fametracker's conclusion that she should hang on to Affleck as long as she can -- as long, that is, as she can keep him away from Damon.
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