1. She's the daughter of Elvis Presley.

• For being married to Michael "Freaky" Jackson -3
• For participating in one of the great pop-culture confluences of this or any age +4

2. She was once married to Michael Jackson.

• For starring in a popular, TV Guide-cover friendly drama -3

3. She may now be dating Nicolas Cage.

• For deciding, as a change of pace, to conjoin with a member of the human race +3

4. She's currently serves as the chairman of Elvis Presley Enterprises, which works to "preserve the name, image, and likeness of Elvis Presley."

• Because, God knows, if she ever rested for even one day, his memory would disappear from this earth forever -2

5. Did we mention that she was once married to Michael Jackson?.

• Come on, people, he's just misunderstood. The oxygen tent, the chimp, the little boys, the Elephant Man's bones -- you'd be just like that, too, if you'd walked a mile in his shoes, and were also completely insane -3

Mate Rating » 3 out of 10

When Stars Mate: The Methodology

When you're a fully-fledged celebrity, doing nothing in your spare time but appearing on talk shows and soaking up free champagne at movie premieres, it stands to reason that the only people you ever meet are other celebrities. Hence: The All-Celebrity Hook-up, which very often makes a successful transition to The All-Celebrity Relationship.

The problem is, if you're a celebrity, the odds are that your worth, and that of your mate's, will never be evenly matched. Therefore, when you meet and fall in love with another celebrity, either your worth, or that of your mate, will necessarily go down.

When Stars Mate is a service of Fametracker for celebrities dating, or married to, other celebrities. Fametracker will use this space to determine who in current celeb/celeb pairings has gained by the relationship, who has lost, and how the balance of power could be altered.

1. He changed his name from "Coppola" to "Cage" to conceal the fact that he's the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

• For sort of attempting to make it on his own merits +2
• For taking his name from Marvel Comics character Luke Cage, aka Power Man +1

2. He was once a excellent and charismatic character actor.

• For Rumble Fish, Moonstruck, and Raising Arizona, to name a few +3

3. He's since starred in The Rock, Con Air, Snake Eyes, and Gone in 60 Seconds.

• For flagrantly selling his soul to become Jerry Bruckheimer's towel boy -4

4. He may or may not now be dating the former wife of Michael Jackson.

• For not having to worry that his girlfriend is picturing her ex during sex, unless of course she's shrieking in horror +2

5. He did a solid Elvis impersonation in Wild At Heart.

• Oh, the mind reels at the brand of boudoir sickness this could instigate +2

Mate Rating » 6 out of 10