August 23, 2004
Tarantulas on a Ferris Wheel, and Other Tales of Animal Terror
From Jaws to Anaconda, movies in which humans are menaced by bloodthirsty members of the animal kingdom are nothing new. But with Open Water getting critical praise and comparisons to The Blair Witch Project, the genre has been reinvigorated: Water co-star Blanchard Ryan recently told Conan O'Brien that she'd read about a pitch that had just sold, called Snakes on a Plane. But that's just the tip of the iceberg; here's a sampling of other recent film pitches that you can expect to see in theatres starting in about 2006:
Boa Constrictor in a Bus Station
Black Widows in a Photomat
Cheetah on a Monorail
Tarantulas on a Ferris Wheel
Jellyfish in the High School Girl's Locker Room
Rhino in an Old Folks' Home
Hyena in an Elevator
Stingrays in the Toilet Bowl
Rats in a Discount Shoe Outlet
Bear in a Hotel Shuttle
Yellowjackets in a Prison
Wolverines at a Church Bake Sale
Velociraptors at the Prom
Rabid Racoon in the Orbiting Space Station
Wild Boar in an Airport Limo
Piranhas at the Y
Pit Bulls in a Hot Air Balloon Basket
Vampire Bats in a Zeppelin
Wolf on the Staten Island Ferry
Scorpions in a Starbucks
Killer Bees in a Gondola
Fleas in a CT-Scan
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