Between iTunes, DVDs, DVRs, and the various bootlegs available around the internet -- or so we've heard -- the "fall TV season" may not be the big event it used to be. But even if the media don't get all that excited about the start of any given show, they do love to cover their premature endings: "Sad News for Happy Hour"; "Kidnapped Abducted From NBC Schedule"; "No Silver Anniversary For Twenty Good Years"...you get the idea. With November sweeps upon us, more of this year's new series are likely to be euthanized, so as an aid to wire-service hacks, Fametracker offers this roundup of punning headlines.

The Class More Like School On Sunday

Heroes's Tragic Flaw: No Viewers

Fox Creams Vanished

Sick Of Ratings Sorkin Wind, NBC Axes Studio 60

Stick A Sorkin It: Studio 60 Is Done

End of Studio 60 Gives Creator More Time For Sorkin On His Crack Pipe

No Tomorrow For Friday Night Lights

Standoff Fails To Take Viewers Hostage

ABC's Help Needs Some Viewers, Doesn't Get Any Viewers

Kansas-Set Drama Jericho Not On CBS Anymore

Viewers Duck And Cover To Avoid Jericho

30 Rock Creator Suffers Fey Worse Than Death: Cancellation

30 Rock Has New Address: Cancelledville

When It Comes To Justice, Viewers Are Blind

Fox Sends Justice To Death Row

Viewers Object To Justice

ABC Doesn't Go The Whole Nine

Viewers Aren't Banking On The Nine

ABC Puts A Bag Over Ugly Betty's Head

Ugly Betty's Great Personality Can't Save It From The Axe

Six Degrees Deep-Sixed

Appeal Of New Abrams Series Lost On Viewers

Nothing Can Save Six Degrees's Bacon

Six Degrees Lies In The Cold, Cold Grave

Shark Bites The Big One

Shark Craps Where It Eats

Shark Weak

Men In Trees Makes Like A Tree And Leaves The Airwaves

The Game Should Have Considered Performance-Enhancing Drugs

ABC Sends Brothers And Sisters To Its Room Without Renewal