Stern - The Fametracker Eagle Fametracker - The Farmer's Almanac of Celebrity Worth

Saturday the 11th of October - Fametracker is on hiatus until further notice; thanks for reading!

Regular Readings

Galaxy of Fame

2 Stars 1 Slot

The Fame Audit

Hey! It's That Guy!

Celebrity Vs. Thing

Blue Moons


Search the Site

Company Info


A Little of This and That - Blue Moons Blue Moon

Banana Hudson, Meet Staten Island Cruise

Now that Nicolas Cage has named his son Kal-El, after Superman, other celebrities might rightfully be nervous: how many distinctive names are left for their super-special offspring? Thinking of naming your child for a fruit? Hope you weren't set on "Apple." How about a borough of New York? Sure, though "Brooklyn" is already spoken for. What about a person who vanquishes villains with a certain sassy forthrightness? Okay -- as long as you weren't planning on using the name Moxie Crimefighter.

Rest easy, celebrities: There are still plenty of singular names remaining for the prized celebaby -- if you act now. As a special service, we at Fametracker have assembled this handy list of distinctive names not yet spoken for (as of press time). We've also provided a list of celebrity surnames. Mix 'n' match. It's fun!

First Names

Celery

Kumquat

Mxyzptlk

Staten Island

Aqueduct

Limo

Jor-El

Banana

Tenderfoot

Sassy Underwriter

Matador

Alaska

Bronx

Abacus

Squash

Naughty Hero

Neptune

X-1

Grape Ape

Gossip

Surnames

Hudson

Jolie

Hilton

Hartnett

Ledger

Crowe

Foxx

Williams

Holmes

Sandler

Dawson

Sobieski

Farrell

Anderson

Richie

Braff

Nolte

Clooney

Johansson

Cruise

- MFF