This week, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria issued an apology to Jennifer Aniston after Longoria was seen wearing a novelty t-shirt that read "I'll Have Your Baby, Brad." Longoria, perhaps mindful of avoiding awkward moments around the dunk tank at Battle of the Network Stars 2015, said in her apology, "I do regret wearing it and I have written to Jennifer Aniston to express my sympathies over her marriage."

Fametracker has learned, however, that the damage could have been much greater. Thanks to internal sources with a close knowledge of Longoria's t-shirt drawer, Fametracker can report that Longoria's collection of novelty shirts is a veritable hornet's nest of celebrity-offending barbs. Herewith, we present a sample of Longoria's other t-shirts, which were last seen being hauled en masse to an L.A. dump by the TV star's personal assistant.

Property of the Tara Reid Damage Control Squad

Certified Travolta Titty Inspector

Honk If You're Halle Berry And You're About To Run Someone Over

Yep, They're Real. Unlike Nicolette Sheridan's.

Open A Movie? Ewan McGregor Couldn't Open A Door.

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Have A Drinking Problem. She Drinks. She Gets Drunk. She Falls Down. No Problem.

Liquor In The Front, Hatcher In The Rear

I Knew Katie Holmes Before She Was A Catatonic Retard

Real Women Don't Adopt, Angelina

I'm With Stupid. And By "Stupid," I Mean Leo DiCaprio.

Ashton's Baby On Board

Debra Messing's Trailer Is For Lovers

Official J.C. Chasez Beard

I Won't Tell Anyone I Walked In On You And Rob Thomas In Bed Together, Tom

You Neither, Clay

All The Other Leads On Desperate Housewives Got Emmy Nominations, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.

What Won't Val Kilmer Do?