1: So this family is, what? Polish?

2: Polish.

3: What about John Turturro? What's he?

1: Jewish.

2: No, he's Spanish.

1: Anyway, he's too dark for Polish. What about that Scottish guy?

2: Aidan Quinn?

1: The other guy.

2: Gabriel Byrne?

3: I didn't know he was Polish.

1: He's Scottish.

2: He's Irish.

1: But he can do Polish. What about the mother? She has to be sexy. But old-sexy.

2: What's her name. From that Cuban movie. With Redford.

3: Lena Horne.

2: Lena Olin.

1: What is she, Cuban?

2: Spanish.

1: She could be Polish. Wasn't she Polish in that thing with that guy with the title and the sex?

3: She's definitely sexy. And she's old. She's definitely old-sexy.

1: She's in. What about the daughter?

2: Juliette Lewis.

1: Whiter.

3: Winona Ryder.

1: Whiter. We need someone to balance out all the Spanish types.

2: Claire Danes.

1: She's white.

2: She could do Polish.

3: Put a blonde wig on her.

1: In a blonde wig. She could look Polish.

3: What does Polish look like?

1: I'll tell you what it looks like: Claire Danes, Lena Horne and Gabriel Byrne!

2: Olin.

1: Yes!