"Hi, I'm your host, an illustration of Peter O'Toole. Welcome to Legitimate Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn. Many critics have noted that last year was a particularly bad one for films, but we argue that it was a great year -- if the only criterion you use is how many films came out that sounded like they could have been porn. Which, of course, is our only criterion. So enjoy...Legitimate Movie Titles that Sound Like Porn!"

The Bone Collector

Flesh and Bone

A Bone for a Bone

Deep Impact

Stand and Deliver

Thar She Blows!

Deep and Dark

Roger & Me

All the Right Moves

The Cowboy Way

Glen, Gary, Glen, Ross

Gone With the Wind

The Ten Commandments

The Godfather
(if you know what we mean)

Citizen "Kane"

Dick