"Hi, I'm your host, an illustration of Peter O'Toole. Welcome to Bride of Legitimate Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn, the second installment in the series. Many critics have noted that last year was a particularly bad one for films, but we argue that it was a great year -- if the only criterion you use is how many films came out that sounded like they could have been porn. Which, of course, is our only criterion. So enjoy...More Legitimate Movie Titles that Sound Like Porn!"

Shaft

Bounce

Bring It On

What Women Want

What Lies Beneath

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Wonder Boys

Finding Forrester

Gone in 60 Seconds

Chicken Run

Big Momma's House

Autumn in "New York"

Meet the Parents

Thirteen Days

The "Family" Man

Glad-He-Ate-Her

and...

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