December 4, 2002
Re-Analyze That: Suggested Sequel Titles for Current Movie Franchises
Naming your sequels can be tricky. Some movies simply slap a number on to the original title -- The Godfather II, Jaws 2, and so on. Other films steal a memorable moment, or even a popular line of dialogue, from their progenitor to use for a name; for example, the follow-up to In the Heat of the Night, for example, is titled They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!.
Some wily producers, however, prefer the practice of giving their sequels wacky names that build on the premise of the first film's title. So you have Die Hard, Die Harder, and Die Hard: With A Vengeance. Or you have I Know What You Did Last Summer and I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. Or, Dude, Where's My Car? and Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car?. Or, as of this weekend, Analyze That, the follow-up to Analyze This.
Billy Crystal has already said he'd like the third movie to be called Analyze the Other Thing. That's all well and good for the third movie, but what about all the subsequent sequels? A little short-sighted, aren't we, Mr. Crystal?
Thankfully, we at Fametracker aren't so short-sighted. We're far-sighted. Or, rather, long-sighted. In any case, we possess the kind of sight that allows us to see far into the future, to the seventh or eighth hilarious installment of the adventures of mobster Paul Vitti and his lovably neurotic shrink, Dr. Ben Sobol. And we see that these films will need titles.
So we're providing some suggestions, free of charge. Also, we decided to forward some possible sequel titles for a few other franchises and potential franchises as well.
You're welcome.
Analyze This
Analyze That
Analyze the Other Thing
Analyze What?
Analyze Whaaa?
Analyze This Again
Re-Analyze That
I Thought I Asked You To Re-Analyze That
Sobol: A Whole New Analysis!
Friday
Next Friday
Friday After Next
The Friday After That
Friday A Month Hence
A Year From This Friday
A Year From Next Friday
Some Friday, Exact Date TBA
Look Who's Talking
Look Who's Talking Too
Look Who's Talking Now
Look Who's Talking Currently
Look Who Was Talking Just A Minute Ago
Look Who's Mister Talkety-Talk-Talk
Look Who's Stopped Talking
Conan The Barbarian
Conan The Destroyer
Conan The Conquerer
Conan The Ravager
Conan The Bone-Crusher
Conan The Ball-Buster
Conan The Heartbreaker
Conan The Spoilsport
Conan The Imp
Simply Conan
Solaris
Mo' Laris
Some Mo' Laris
Mo' Some Mo' Laris
No Mo' Laris
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