Following in the lineage of such cultural milestones as The Terminator and T2: Judgment Day, the third installment in this storied franchise required a near-perfect title. Much effort was expended to come up with Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, with many misfires along the way. Here, Fametracker presents ten discarded alternatives, obtained through our exclusive inside-Hollywood contacts:

Terminator 3: Warranty Expired

Terminator 3: Terminate Harder

Terminator 3: I Told You I'd Be Back

Terminator 3: Rise of the Hot Naked Terminatrices

Terminator 3: If SkyNet Can Make A Perfect Killing Machine, Why Can't They Make My Hair Look More Real? And While We're On The Topic, Why Would They Bother Making a Terminator Who Looks Like A Sixty-Year-Old Man, Anyway?

Terminator 3: The Terminatoriest

Terminator 3: Yes, I'm Hitting A Lady, But It's Okay Because She's A Robot

Terminator 3: The Last Movie I'll Make Before I Begin My Rule Over All Californians

Terminator 3: Since When Did They Start Making Leather Pants So Hard to Fit Into?

Terminator 3: Hasta La Vista, Pride