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Corrections To The Résumé Of Tobiasz Daszkjewicz

In Proof, stuntman and actor Tobiasz Daszkjewicz is mistakenly credited as "Tobiasz Daszkjiewicz." No doubt many of you thought, "Wait, is this the same guy from U.S. Marshals -- oh, no. That was Tobiasz Daszkjewicz." Rest assured, Daszkjewicz fans -- or, as you're often called, Daszkjemaniacs -- it's one in the same Tobias. Er, Tobiasz.

But this isn't the first time Tobiasz Daszkjewicz has been cruelly miscredited. In fact, an exclusive Fametracker investigation uncovered a series of troubling errors on the résumé of one Mr. Tobiasz Daszkjewicz. Here, we present a series of corrections as they should appear:

In Proof, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Tobiasz Daszkjiewicz". We regret the error.

In Novocaine, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Tobiasz Dasziewiez." We regret the error.

In The Amityville Horror, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Tobias Daszkiewicz." No Z on the first name. We mean, there's supposed to be one, but it was left off. We regret the error, and the film.

In Pleasantville, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Tobey Maguire." Our bad.

In Moonlight Mile, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Jake Gylenhall," whose own name is in fact spelled Gyllenhaal. We regret the multiple errors.

In Taradise, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Tara Reid." In a related error, the show, in turn, was mistakenly titled Taradise. The show's title should, in fact, be Tobiaszdise. We regret these errors.

On The Golden Girls, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz was mistakenly credited as "Betty White." Ms. White, well-known for the popular The Steven Tyler Moore Show, did not, in fact, participate in The Golden Girls, as she had passed away several years before its premier in 1976.

The Steven Tyler Moore Show, a long-running sitcom about a rock musician who joins a news station, was, in fact, titled The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Betty White is still alive and is doing well by all accounts. We regret the error(s).

The Golden Girls premiered in 1985. Also, the premise of The Mary Tyler Moore Show was misstated.

In the Comedy Central series, Mind Of Mencia, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz is mistakenly credited as "Carlos Mencia." We regret the error, and urge you to watch Mind Of Daszkjewicz in its new time slot this fall.

In a 1998 episode of the Jeremy Piven sitcom Cupid, Tobiasz Daszkjewicz appeared as a character named "Jack." He was mistakenly credited as "Tobiasz Daszkiewic." The character was also mistakenly credited as "Jack." His name was actually "Jzackz." We regret these errors.

- MFF