1. He has two Oscar nominations, for his work in The Talented Mr. Ripley and in Cold Mountain.

• For racking up two extremely prestigious professional honours by the time he was thirty-one...: +3
• ...but doing so in Anthony Minghella movies we never, ever want to watch again, ever: -2

2. In 2004, he starred in six films.

• 6: -2
• And none of those were Oscar material, either: -1

3. Ewan McGregor is a former roommate of his.

• For giving us fodder for a fantasy in which they got really drunk one night and "experimented": +3

4. He has three children with his ex-wife, Sadie Frost.

• For world-record-calibre fertility: +2
• For ever having been married to a giant flake like Sadie Frost: -1

5. He is one of the most attractive human beings in history.

• Dude.: +4

Mate Rating » 6 out of 10

When Stars Split: The Methodology

When you're a fully-fledged celebrity, doing nothing in your spare time but appearing on talk shows and soaking up free champagne at movie premieres, it stands to reason that the only people you ever meet are other celebrities. Hence: The All-Celebrity Hook-up, which very often makes a successful transition to The All-Celebrity Relationship.

But the overwhelming majority of All-Celebrity Relationships carry the seeds of their own destruction: each mate is forever being exposed to other likely prospects, the public gets bored seeing the same two faces together all the time, and let's face it: breakups get much more press than happy marriages do.

When Stars Split is a service of Fametracker for celebrities ending their relationships with other celebrities. Fametracker will use this space to determine who in recently busted-up celeb/celeb pairings leaves the partnership with the advantage, and who leaves used-up and broken-down.

1. She starred on Fox's Keen Eddie.

• That was a TV show a couple of years ago: +2
• You've never heard of it before this second, though, have you?: -1

2. She was originally cast as Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl.

• Cool -- classic role and she looks the part: +3
• Then it went to Katie Holmes instead: -2
• And THEN Katie Holmes went off her nut, quit the movie, and Miller got it back: +1

3. She met Law when they worked together on Alfie.

• So maybe Factory Girl will give her an opportunity to hook up with Guy Pearce: +1
• Or Gavin Rossdale: +1
• Or Peter Bogdanovich: -1

4. She's widely renowned as a fashion icon.

• It's nice that people think she looks good: +2
• But we've seen her in her denim vest, dumpy skirts, and bowler hat, and...she don't: -4

5. It was recently revealed that Law was cheating on her with one of his children's nannies.

• Being the woman scorned has worked out pretty well for Jennifer Aniston: +3
• Except that people already knew who Aniston was before Brad Pitt cuckolded her: -2

Mate Rating » 3 out of 10

We don't know how it feels to have a partner cheat on us, and we hope we never find out. But to have it revealed in the press because your partner is forced to admit it when one of his kids totally walks in on him screwing someone who isn't you and then goes and tattles to his mom -- that has got to suck. Miller and Law haven't officially split yet, it's true (although she has been spotted around town without her ring), and she may still be weighing her options with regard to their relationship, but here's the thing: Jude Law is gorgeous. His attractiveness barely lies within the limits of the visual spectrum. He's just a remarkable physical specimen. Would we sanction a little light infidelity if it meant we could look at that punim of his every day for the rest of our lives? ...Well, maybe. Should she? Y'all, it's not like Bogdanovich is going to be any kind of a substitute.